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CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am, #247740
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am, #202369

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am, #202368
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm, #202304
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am, #162302
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am, #162299
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am, #123477
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am, #122595
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am, #122592
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am, #110853
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am, #110852
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am, #110840
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm, #90640
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm, #90630
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm, #86689
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm, #80372
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm, #80370
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am, #40354
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm, #31200
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.




STUPID HIPPY - If you were at work this would not have happened.


TAGS: hippy occupy protest cops pepperspray
Rating: 3.33/5

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TerrorAustralis - June 5, 2012, 4:18 am, #235825
in soviet russia, propaganda creates YOU. seriously though, mislabelling protesters as hippies shouldnt be an excuse for something which REALLY belongs on politifake, regardless of how funny/true it is
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:50 pm, #235801
Oh god! I've been corrupted by my kids! I can't believe I actually said that...or that I actually recognized the character!
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:42 pm, #235800
Is that Hermoine?
djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 4:36 pm, #232421
Luv the comments, guys... xx
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 1:05 am, #229331
Job? You mean the ones the CEO's have shipped to China? The ones where they pay the employees 1 dollar a day, and no health, no safety, no retirement, and any talk of unions is a 12 year prison sentence. THAT JOB?
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:45 pm, #227601
Wasn't that the Berkely incident where it was mostly college students?
Greeny - December 7, 2011, 11:04 pm, #226444
what hippy?
calvin5040 - December 7, 2011, 7:19 pm, #226441
what jobs?


PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am, #76144
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am, #76139
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am, #76137
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool ****! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm, #67718
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there b***ercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm, #67686
So does my foot.


THANKSGIVING -




ATHEISM - Checkmate


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am, #247741
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am, #185513
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm, #185476
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am, #131073
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am, #131072
Dre=5L!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am, #131071
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm, #131068
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm, #131067
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm, #131065
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm, #131064
d***...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm, #131052
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an a**hole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm, #131039
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm, #131038
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am, #75120
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am, #41325
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.


RELIGION -


TAGS: religion man fish pray die
Rating: 4.35/5

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Airman - April 25, 2012, 3:35 pm, #233808
Philistines.. all of you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2012, 2:42 pm, #233805
*your
crankyhead - April 25, 2012, 2:39 pm, #233804
I bet you are education level is more gooder than my are education level, anyway.
maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 11:41 am, #233796
I Get In **** What Ever I Say !
Airman - April 25, 2012, 11:23 am, #233794
I don't think I've ever seen the word Philistine used here before. Congrats Mao!!!
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am, #233792
I have seen this happen.
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am, #233791
What's you're education level?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:11 am, #233790
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless ma*s murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:10 am, #233789
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless mass murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
Nissta - April 24, 2012, 7:24 pm, #233772
Or in my case I just go to work earn the money to pay for the fish AND then I give a prayer of thanks. It's not God that doesn't listen to prayers it's what you pray for that. I watch the shop and flat next to my place burn down all I prayed for was done.
maoworks2 - April 18, 2012, 7:46 am, #233507
Good One, Makes You Think 5L
CloudchaserS - April 18, 2012, 2:29 am, #233503
Metallica's The God That Failed goes great with this. It's about people who expect God to do everything for them with no effort on their part
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 10:28 pm, #233500
Amen brother Moooooooooooooooooo, amen
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2012, 9:38 pm, #233499
teach a man to fish and he'll spend his life savings on an outboard to drink beer in.
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 7:28 pm, #233492
Yeah, I do love a truism


REGRET -


TAGS: pepperspray hippie occupy portland sammich
Rating: 3.96/5

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5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 4:31 pm, #226640
Sorry it has been so long, guys and gals. Many changes in life have happened recently. I missed you all. Hello to the noobs! If you need some help, get with the elders here by pm. (some of you really need it.)


PRAYERS - bring us all together




PROTECT & SERVE - The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.


TAGS: police pepper spray
Rating: 4.48/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 4:45 pm, #226976
Looks like he's enjoying himself. Oink!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:56 pm, #224908
The cop behind him face-palmed.
ZeXaZ - October 10, 2011, 5:22 pm, #224895
And ruin a perfectly good donut?! I think not!
Thunderstrike - October 10, 2011, 3:32 pm, #224890
What a terrible sh**!! I bet if that guy's head looked like a donut the cop would be dead on.


1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.84/5

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Zagato - March 7, 2010, 7:40 pm, #162760
"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh." I really don't see how that says you can't be g**. i'm not g**, but it's still not telling me i can't be.
agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 9:33 pm, #72820
Only on fridays.
Nonsense - April 13, 2009, 8:25 pm, #72807
Bah! In a world where prophets and miracles exist, Christians could make 2+2=... FISH!
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 11:02 am, #65447
Zed you are full of total **** now back in the closet Fag!!!!!!!
Zed - December 16, 2008, 10:22 am, #44724
You don't have to be g** to know the poster (and the mentality behind it) is total ****.
punk monkey boy - December 1, 2008, 12:04 am, #40819
Wait... so are all of you g**? Cuz you're bustin this poster like you are against what it says.
judas - November 2, 2008, 12:52 am, #32468
lol @ christian tards
Shtoink - October 29, 2008, 2:21 am, #31289
i think its funny people can sit out there and do this seriously. and those arent division signs! they are ratios :D
Culos - October 28, 2008, 5:41 pm, #31183
This is advanced Math. 1+1=4 is easy but what about 2 divided by 24 or worse 19 divided by 4 minus 6?
Praying - October 28, 2008, 3:46 pm, #31142
Praying for you, not just your logic, but your reading and math skills too.


SCOPOPHOBIA -


TAGS: fear being stared at spray jet judgemental
Rating: 4.52/5

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steph1 - April 3, 2011, 12:06 pm, #215687
and instantly froze in total shock
CaptainBaked - April 3, 2011, 12:03 pm, #215686
It looks like that little sucker just saw me n****..
Cloudchaser - April 3, 2011, 11:39 am, #215685
Looks like a hood/bonnet mounted windshield washer sprayer


INAPPROPRIATE PUNS - A bit insensitive and intolerant, but creatively humorous ...


TAGS: queso trouble pray to cheesus
Rating: 4.27/5

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falloutghoul - February 24, 2012, 7:19 pm, #230095
Muy bien!


FUTILITY - Nothing wastes time or fails like prayer


TAGS: nothing fails like prayer
Rating: 3.03/5

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greenejc - June 8, 2013, 12:55 am, #246440
Funny. Prayer has always worked for me. I guess you just have to read the instructions, huh?
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:07 am, #233004
I can't pray, but can't be against prayers for others... seems to me like a way of meditating for people who needs more of a "frame" for their introspective work... xx
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:15 am, #215992
those were supposed to be seperated...my bad
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:14 am, #215991
Stupidity....praying anyway Insanity.....still expecting it to help
tellitlikeitis - March 31, 2011, 8:39 pm, #215599
Amen.


YOUR PRAYERS - Say them




BLESS THE SOLDIER... -


TAGS: riflemans creed prayer army military
Rating: 3.56/5

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qjr - October 17, 2010, 1:54 am, #198601
only 6,390,247,491 more to go.


HEAVEN - Full of Severed Baby Heads


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.93/5

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. - July 23, 2009, 5:25 pm, #98945
whoa...what is on the left guy's shirt?
Hector - February 20, 2009, 4:03 pm, #60944
Jesus Cheeseheads.
DonRAMON - December 31, 2008, 3:00 pm, #47968
WTF the triforce!!!!
irken20 - December 28, 2008, 9:02 pm, #47233
i agree with P.I. Archer. when i saw it i went TRIFORCE!!!!! aaaaand..scared the crap out of everyone in the house-but you know!
Ag218 - November 3, 2008, 12:48 am, #32730
I don't think that's it. Those are the foam cheese blocks that Green Bay Packer fans wear...
P.I. Archer - October 28, 2008, 3:47 am, #31015
Did anyone else automatically a**ume Jesus was representing the different parts of the Triforce when they saw this, or was it just me?


HYPOCRISY - Invisible friend = Crazy Invisible friend named God = Sane (?)


TAGS: demotivation hypocrisy prayer god
Rating: 2.18/5

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Da5id - July 18, 2009, 12:21 pm, #96883
I don't think he should move on... it's funny... funny little people, lol.
colt45103 - March 5, 2009, 9:29 am, #63799
Ok, we get it a number of vocal individuals on this site hate the concept of religion and God... Message received, now can we just move on?


PRAYING - Some of us pray every night before bed Some of us pray for different reasons Some of us pray for BACON!


TAGS: praying pray dog
Rating: 3.82/5

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 9:44 am, #213953
Introducing... the Greybeard's Dog!


The power of prayer -




WHEN STUPID BECOME EVIL -


TAGS: against evil stupid prayer mariand
Rating: 4.86/5

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mariand - August 21, 2012, 11:50 am, #238612
lol... we were so young and fool... now I see the root of our problems...hehehe
MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:28 am, #238608
Hey when we did that it wasn't an issue of evil or stupidity. When you're up there it's a matter of trust (teehee). Thanks for the memories mar!


MAN'S BEST FRIEND - If chocolate is a girl’s best friend Then low self-esteem must be a man's




Confidence -




GLUTTONY - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins




PRAYER: - THOSE AWKWARD MOMENTS IN WHICH YOU WISH YOU BELIEVED IN SOMETHING


TAGS: atheisim prayer athiest army military
Rating: 3.68/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2012, 11:45 am, #233381
That awkward moment when you realize that your life might be in the hands of the gullible.


Frog Irreverance -


TAGS: serenity prayer version
Rating: 4.94/5

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kirill - August 23, 2013, 1:27 pm, #248987
M Favorited.


THE SEVENTH DAY -




DEAR GOD - if you make it so that the kid doesn't realize I crapped in his bead I'll stop those late night visits to the poodle next door


TAGS: pray dog god
Rating: 3.69/5

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TEBOWING - You better pray for the win cause you sure don’t have the talent to get it yourself.




FREE - is never Free


TAGS: do not reply prayers
Rating: 4.89/5

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Anonymous2 - November 11, 2010, 1:50 am, #202331
Sean, if you've still got that Blu-Ray player available, I'll do 25 Hail Marys a day for a year for you. They won't be too effective since I'm not Catholic, but I am Protestant so it's to the same God...
Sean - November 10, 2010, 7:19 pm, #202245
Boy. Some people are just soooo lazy. Sheesh!
forseti - November 10, 2010, 5:41 pm, #202233
5 Hail Marys!
Sho - November 10, 2010, 5:19 pm, #202231
LMAO
pzykosiz - November 10, 2010, 5:04 pm, #202227
that absolute gold. 5L's


BEING YOURSELF -




Pepper Spray -




PRAYER -


TAGS: calendar holy pray receive mariand
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - April 7, 2012, 11:42 am, #232901
I gotta pass. My mind is too obscure right now…I wouldn’t even get it. My turn to cruise thru and enjoy, yes, my turn is right. I see an ancient (Bone) has popped in with a doozy….yeah, time for me to enjoy………
mariand - April 7, 2012, 11:35 am, #232900
Thanks Gary... it's your turn now...;)
GaryO - April 7, 2012, 11:29 am, #232897
It’s good to see the pros come out in full force with a string of poster5…..another good one Mariand.


HOPE -


TAGS: hope praying life
Rating: 4.65/5

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pzykosiz - August 4, 2010, 9:02 pm, #187715
Very nice. 5L's


PRAYER -


TAGS: prayer alligator pilot dead
Rating: 3.6/5

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Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:28 pm, #157434
Judging by the fact he has what appears to be military gear on. If I was him, and like on a branch, I'd shoot a few crocs and distract them that way.


THE NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: hope pray afterlife life death
Rating: 4.75/5

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Greybeard - November 15, 2012, 9:24 am, #240619
Yes Ma'am. I believe I did but will double check and add it if I forgot. :)
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:16 am, #240617
Safe to a**ume you have already postred thisd at religifake? If not....what's the hold up sir?! ;)


GOOD FOOD GREAT CONVERSATIONS -


TAGS: chilis pepper spray
Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - October 22, 2011, 4:59 am, #225252
bwahahaha!...amsome
crankyhead - October 22, 2011, 1:48 am, #225248
LOL!


DEDICATION -




WE'RE FINALLY BACK IN KANSAS, TOTO - The Wizard of Pig




DRINKING POP: - Your doing it wrong.


TAGS: soda fizz spray pop face
Rating: 3.25/5

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Uthon - June 11, 2012, 1:42 pm, #236165
Pop is the Canadian version of Soda. :S
CloudchaserS - June 7, 2012, 9:42 am, #235935
That's not pop, that's Coke. Proper use of the word pop is something like "I'll pop you up side the head with this Coke bottle if you mess with me!" (grew up in Alabama, dens in Tennessee)
Kyronic - June 6, 2012, 10:09 pm, #235916
He's sniffing Coke.


DOUCHEANS UNITE - Your leader has appeared... Pop your collar, spray on some tan, and meet in the food court. (oh, and he's a ginger too!)




DEER LORD - As I lay me down to sleep I pray the..




*FACEPALM* -




BLASPHEMY - it's fun!!




ZOO - Where lions.. um... "SPRAY."


TAGS: lion zoo poop spray
Rating: 2.3/5


PRAYERS -


TAGS: prayers pre match superbowl football
Rating: 4.84/5

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UncleJoe - February 9, 2011, 3:20 pm, #212076
Great presentation!
CoolioIndeed - February 9, 2011, 2:34 pm, #212071
There was so much fail at the singing portion of the SB.


CHANCE ENCOUNTER -


TAGS: march marriage love praying
Rating: 4.32/5

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Sean - March 10, 2010, 10:42 pm, #163789
Well now, five furry headless hubbies it is then.
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:40 pm, #163725
And I pray for that every night....5L Serenity NOW!
lesterinside - March 9, 2010, 10:22 am, #163428
And if I had to do the same again I would, my friend. 5L
sickartist - March 9, 2010, 5:05 am, #163381
5 Tasty L's


CARROLLING -


TAGS: santa carrolling pepper spray la davis
Rating: 4.22/5

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MashiMashi - December 27, 2011, 9:40 am, #227000
Lt. PIKE should be timesman of the year.


CONSERVE AMMO - Limit 100 Rounds Per Terrorist Carcass




PRAYING ALLAH - You're doing it wrong


TAGS: praying allah
Rating: 2.5/5

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Densaku - February 22, 2010, 12:04 am, #159970
No. He's doing it right. Especialy if he's one of those freaks who think Al-Qaeda is a CIA's cover.


JESUS - Is Just An Illusion


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.27/5

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Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 4:18 am, #81963
I don't see Jesus, but I do see Jango from One Piece.


difference -


TAGS: praying psycho
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 12, 2014, 12:16 pm, #252112
THAT'S who that voice in my head is! Thanks demon...can you call my psychiatrist and let her know?


Dear God -




Danger -


TAGS: praying mantis
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 10:55 am, #252876
Nice!


STRANGENESS -


TAGS: praying mantis beauty poe quote
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - August 7, 2013, 11:09 am, #248437

Thanks, Bobb. Had to really manipulate text to make it readable through that background!~
BobbEdwards - August 7, 2013, 8:56 am, #248431
5pectacular. Discovery Channel on acid


CASTUP OR KETCHUP THE GREAT QUESTION -


TAGS: mouse concession prayer
Rating: 4.89/5

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Feasibly - May 19, 2011, 10:41 pm, #218782
5ound5 logical to meh...


THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY -




THERE'S BAD BOYS - And then there's Bad Boy Wannabes. And for either there are Moms spending too much time prayin'.




IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: immortality assignment pray for our sinners now and till the hour of our death seriously otherwise it is going to be eternally boring
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cyrenius - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am, #178575
Not the fun peoples, only the g** ones ;)
Zealot - May 7, 2010, 4:31 pm, #175056
cheers*
R.S.Jake - May 7, 2010, 3:49 pm, #175055
I'll drink to that!


Hawk -


TAGS: hawk spray hose
Rating: 4.5/5

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demon001 - February 24, 2014, 6:53 pm, #253282
I think your "hawk" is an owl


FOR YOU ...I WILL WAIT FOREVER - My hairspray unfortunately gives you about a half hour before everything falls apart.


TAGS: forever love hairspray waiting
Rating: 4.43/5

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lgvernon - May 6, 2012, 10:29 pm, #234294

And the shoes mean I won't be able to walk tomorrow at all.


science -


TAGS: god prayer science atheism amputees
Rating: 4.25/5

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CloudchaserS - May 14, 2014, 5:50 am, #254779
I think that giving us the ability to make such devices is how God will heal amputees.
motifayk - May 13, 2014, 9:41 pm, #254772
Liked the first poster. 5L. Post this same one to Religifake.com also, another motinetwork site for the religious stuff.


FROM THE MOUTHS' OF OUR FUTURE - Now I lay me down to sleep And all I pray is that there be a planet for me to keep.


TAGS: future child earth prayer
Rating: 4.22/5

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mariand - June 11, 2012, 7:05 pm, #236176
I prefer this "Hush little baby don't say a word, And never mind that noise you heard, It's just the beast under your bed, In your closet in your head "...lol


Aim at the base of the flames! -




SO... - tell me, Jules, do you believe in the efficacy of intercessionary prayer?




LITTLE PRAYERS -


TAGS: cats prayers
Rating: 3.25/5

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fred - January 27, 2010, 3:32 pm, #154757
they hurt you mind


OZONE -


TAGS: hair spray 80 s looking good
Rating: 2.47/5

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Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:42 pm, #205746

and the blow dryer...you have the cigg plugin attachment?


MILITANT BAPTISTS - A Bad Idea Poorly Executed


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.93/5

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hey garth - September 5, 2009, 2:22 am, #115197
go to youtube and type in westboro baptist church....sad as it is these signs are NOT ph**oshoped
garth - June 12, 2009, 11:36 am, #86199
is this sarcasm? or do you not see the ph**oshop?
Hector - March 1, 2009, 8:54 am, #62651
These people give regular homophobes a bad name. Thanks, Jesus N' Mo.
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 3:12 am, #56120
Christian warriors make Jesus cry.
god? - January 11, 2009, 6:27 am, #51181
i came buckets
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:25 am, #42486
Its ok...I'll keep fighting to protect their liberties. as long as they could admit they are thankfull for them.
Da5id - November 1, 2008, 7:56 am, #32254
It's like holding up signs indicating how morally retarded they are themselves. Send them to Iraq. Ooops... flag touching the ground, burn it... and whatever it's attached to.
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:52 pm, #31196
I applaud people for expressing their ideas, but these people need to go lay down in traffic and if they have kids, let them play around where they are laying.


CHRISTIANITY - There Is Only One God Which Actually Means Three Gods Which Really Means One God


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 1.81/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 11:26 pm, #92411
It references C3PO's status with the Ewoks.
Snowfell@hotm - July 2, 2009, 11:23 pm, #92409
Look at that tag, is this really a star wars refrence?
Velin - May 13, 2009, 5:54 pm, #79838
Hey, if ligth can be radiation, particle(element?) and wave at the same time...what the hell are you complaining about?
pro - November 25, 2008, 9:02 pm, #39781
One imaginary friend or three imaginary friends. Who cares?
Meh - November 25, 2008, 11:58 am, #39676
Sorry for you... You got it wrong. One God, three persons. Semantics I know, but get it right. At least ridicule what we really believe and not what you mistakenly think we believe.


Thanksgiving 2014 -


TAGS: modern prayer black friday sales
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:25 pm, #257977
I Love when crotchety gets into the ho5Liday spirit!
Oldsod - November 15, 2014, 9:30 pm, #257949
Yup...'ti5 the season to whomp the ever lovin' crap out of your fellow man because they beat you to a parking spot...


Spray Tans -


TAGS: quote tans failed spray colour cancer
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Bandit5906 - July 26, 2015, 10:00 pm, #262128
Someone had to say it!
GaryO - July 25, 2015, 6:30 am, #262112
had to go there, didn't we..
Silverheart - July 25, 2015, 6:06 am, #262111
And the orangest gentleman's sausage, too
GaryO - July 25, 2015, 4:48 am, #262109
Rubbed some on myself once. Had the orangest palms in LA


On-The-Job-Training -


TAGS: toilet plastic spraying wtf wc
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:36 am, #260209
I can't help but think this is for those guys that their bellies hang down waaaaaaay past the vital zone!! How do you aim when you get past a certain size girth? You gotta be hoping! LOL! 5L


Challenge -


TAGS: god church challenge prayer
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Bandit5906 - May 20, 2015, 11:40 pm, #261318
JMJ, 5L
mizzdizz - May 20, 2015, 8:49 pm, #261314
Can relate!!!! TOOOOO FUNNY!! LUV this JW! 5 ROTFL lions!


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