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CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.

PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.

STUPID HIPPY - If you were at work this would not have happened.

TAGS: hippy occupy protest cops pepperspray
Rating: 3.33/5

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TerrorAustralis - June 5, 2012, 4:18 am
in soviet russia, propaganda creates YOU. seriously though, mislabelling protesters as hippies shouldnt be an excuse for something which REALLY belongs on politifake, regardless of how funny/true it is
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:50 pm
Oh god! I've been corrupted by my kids! I can't believe I actually said that...or that I actually recognized the character!
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:42 pm
Is that Hermoine?
djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Luv the comments, guys... xx
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 1:05 am
Job? You mean the ones the CEO's have shipped to China? The ones where they pay the employees 1 dollar a day, and no health, no safety, no retirement, and any talk of unions is a 12 year prison sentence. THAT JOB?
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:45 pm
Wasn't that the Berkely incident where it was mostly college students?
Greeny - December 7, 2011, 11:04 pm
what hippy?
calvin5040 - December 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
what jobs?

PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool ****! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there b***ercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm
So does my foot.


ATHEISM - Checkmate

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm
d***...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an a**hole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.


TAGS: religion man fish pray die
Rating: 4.35/5

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Airman - April 25, 2012, 3:35 pm
Philistines.. all of you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2012, 2:42 pm
crankyhead - April 25, 2012, 2:39 pm
I bet you are education level is more gooder than my are education level, anyway.
maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 11:41 am
I Get In **** What Ever I Say !
Airman - April 25, 2012, 11:23 am
I don't think I've ever seen the word Philistine used here before. Congrats Mao!!!
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am
I have seen this happen.
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am
What's you're education level?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:11 am
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless ma*s murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:10 am
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless mass murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
Nissta - April 24, 2012, 7:24 pm
Or in my case I just go to work earn the money to pay for the fish AND then I give a prayer of thanks. It's not God that doesn't listen to prayers it's what you pray for that. I watch the shop and flat next to my place burn down all I prayed for was done.
maoworks2 - April 18, 2012, 7:46 am
Good One, Makes You Think 5L
CloudchaserS - April 18, 2012, 2:29 am
Metallica's The God That Failed goes great with this. It's about people who expect God to do everything for them with no effort on their part
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 10:28 pm
Amen brother Moooooooooooooooooo, amen
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2012, 9:38 pm
teach a man to fish and he'll spend his life savings on an outboard to drink beer in.
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 7:28 pm
Yeah, I do love a truism


TAGS: pepperspray hippie occupy portland sammich
Rating: 3.96/5

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5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 4:31 pm
Sorry it has been so long, guys and gals. Many changes in life have happened recently. I missed you all. Hello to the noobs! If you need some help, get with the elders here by pm. (some of you really need it.)

PRAYERS - bring us all together

PROTECT & SERVE - The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

TAGS: police pepper spray
Rating: 4.48/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 4:45 pm
Looks like he's enjoying himself. Oink!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:56 pm
The cop behind him face-palmed.
ZeXaZ - October 10, 2011, 5:22 pm
And ruin a perfectly good donut?! I think not!
Thunderstrike - October 10, 2011, 3:32 pm
What a terrible sh**!! I bet if that guy's head looked like a donut the cop would be dead on.

1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.84/5

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Zagato - March 7, 2010, 7:40 pm
"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh." I really don't see how that says you can't be g**. i'm not g**, but it's still not telling me i can't be.
agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 9:33 pm
Only on fridays.
Nonsense - April 13, 2009, 8:25 pm
Bah! In a world where prophets and miracles exist, Christians could make 2+2=... FISH!
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 11:02 am
Zed you are full of total **** now back in the closet Fag!!!!!!!
Zed - December 16, 2008, 10:22 am
You don't have to be g** to know the poster (and the mentality behind it) is total ****.
punk monkey boy - December 1, 2008, 12:04 am
Wait... so are all of you g**? Cuz you're bustin this poster like you are against what it says.
judas - November 2, 2008, 12:52 am
lol @ christian tards
Shtoink - October 29, 2008, 2:21 am
i think its funny people can sit out there and do this seriously. and those arent division signs! they are ratios :D
Culos - October 28, 2008, 5:41 pm
This is advanced Math. 1+1=4 is easy but what about 2 divided by 24 or worse 19 divided by 4 minus 6?
Praying - October 28, 2008, 3:46 pm
Praying for you, not just your logic, but your reading and math skills too.


TAGS: fear being stared at spray jet judgemental
Rating: 4.52/5

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steph1 - April 3, 2011, 12:06 pm
and instantly froze in total shock
CaptainBaked - April 3, 2011, 12:03 pm
It looks like that little sucker just saw me n****..
Cloudchaser - April 3, 2011, 11:39 am
Looks like a hood/bonnet mounted windshield washer sprayer


TAGS: riflemans creed prayer army military
Rating: 3.56/5

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qjr - October 17, 2010, 1:54 am
only 6,390,247,491 more to go.

INAPPROPRIATE PUNS - A bit insensitive and intolerant, but creatively humorous ...

TAGS: queso trouble pray to cheesus
Rating: 4.27/5

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falloutghoul - February 24, 2012, 7:19 pm
Muy bien!

FUTILITY - Nothing wastes time or fails like prayer

TAGS: nothing fails like prayer
Rating: 3/5

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greenejc - June 8, 2013, 12:55 am
Funny. Prayer has always worked for me. I guess you just have to read the instructions, huh?
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:07 am
I can't pray, but can't be against prayers for others... seems to me like a way of meditating for people who needs more of a "frame" for their introspective work... xx
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:15 am
those were supposed to be seperated...my bad
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:14 am
Stupidity....praying anyway Insanity.....still expecting it to help
tellitlikeitis - March 31, 2011, 8:39 pm


HEAVEN - Full of Severed Baby Heads

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.93/5

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. - July 23, 2009, 5:25 pm
whoa...what is on the left guy's shirt?
Hector - February 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
Jesus Cheeseheads.
DonRAMON - December 31, 2008, 3:00 pm
WTF the triforce!!!!
irken20 - December 28, 2008, 9:02 pm
i agree with P.I. Archer. when i saw it i went TRIFORCE!!!!! aaaaand..scared the crap out of everyone in the house-but you know!
Ag218 - November 3, 2008, 12:48 am
I don't think that's it. Those are the foam cheese blocks that Green Bay Packer fans wear...
P.I. Archer - October 28, 2008, 3:47 am
Did anyone else automatically a**ume Jesus was representing the different parts of the Triforce when they saw this, or was it just me?

HYPOCRISY - Invisible friend = Crazy Invisible friend named God = Sane (?)

TAGS: demotivation hypocrisy prayer god
Rating: 2.18/5

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Da5id - July 18, 2009, 12:21 pm
I don't think he should move on... it's funny... funny little people, lol.
colt45103 - March 5, 2009, 9:29 am
Ok, we get it a number of vocal individuals on this site hate the concept of religion and God... Message received, now can we just move on?

PRAYING - Some of us pray every night before bed Some of us pray for different reasons Some of us pray for BACON!

TAGS: praying pray dog
Rating: 3.82/5

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 9:44 am
Introducing... the Greybeard's Dog!

The power of prayer -


TAGS: against evil stupid prayer mariand
Rating: 4.86/5

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mariand - August 21, 2012, 11:50 am
lol... we were so young and fool... now I see the root of our problems...hehehe
MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:28 am
Hey when we did that it wasn't an issue of evil or stupidity. When you're up there it's a matter of trust (teehee). Thanks for the memories mar!

MAN'S BEST FRIEND - If chocolate is a girl’s best friend Then low self-esteem must be a man's

Confidence -

GLUTTONY - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins


TAGS: atheisim prayer athiest army military
Rating: 3.68/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2012, 11:45 am
That awkward moment when you realize that your life might be in the hands of the gullible.

Frog Irreverance -

TAGS: serenity prayer version
Rating: 4.94/5

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kirill - August 23, 2013, 1:27 pm
M Favorited.


DEAR GOD - if you make it so that the kid doesn't realize I crapped in his bead I'll stop those late night visits to the poodle next door

TAGS: pray dog god
Rating: 3.69/5

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TEBOWING - You better pray for the win cause you sure don’t have the talent to get it yourself.

FREE - is never Free

TAGS: do not reply prayers
Rating: 4.89/5

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Anonymous2 - November 11, 2010, 1:50 am
Sean, if you've still got that Blu-Ray player available, I'll do 25 Hail Marys a day for a year for you. They won't be too effective since I'm not Catholic, but I am Protestant so it's to the same God...
Sean - November 10, 2010, 7:19 pm
Boy. Some people are just soooo lazy. Sheesh!
forseti - November 10, 2010, 5:41 pm
5 Hail Marys!
Sho - November 10, 2010, 5:19 pm
pzykosiz - November 10, 2010, 5:04 pm
that absolute gold. 5L's


Pepper Spray -


TAGS: calendar holy pray receive mariand
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - April 7, 2012, 11:42 am
I gotta pass. My mind is too obscure right now…I wouldn’t even get it. My turn to cruise thru and enjoy, yes, my turn is right. I see an ancient (Bone) has popped in with a doozy….yeah, time for me to enjoy………
mariand - April 7, 2012, 11:35 am
Thanks Gary... it's your turn now...;)
GaryO - April 7, 2012, 11:29 am
It’s good to see the pros come out in full force with a string of poster5…..another good one Mariand.


TAGS: hope praying life
Rating: 4.65/5

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pzykosiz - August 4, 2010, 9:02 pm
Very nice. 5L's


TAGS: prayer alligator pilot dead
Rating: 3.6/5

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Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:28 pm
Judging by the fact he has what appears to be military gear on. If I was him, and like on a branch, I'd shoot a few crocs and distract them that way.


TAGS: hope pray afterlife life death
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greybeard - November 15, 2012, 9:24 am
Yes Ma'am. I believe I did but will double check and add it if I forgot. :)
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:16 am
Safe to a**ume you have already postred thisd at religifake? If not....what's the hold up sir?! ;)


TAGS: chilis pepper spray
Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - October 22, 2011, 4:59 am
crankyhead - October 22, 2011, 1:48 am



DRINKING POP: - Your doing it wrong.

TAGS: soda fizz spray pop face
Rating: 3.25/5

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Uthon - June 11, 2012, 1:42 pm
Pop is the Canadian version of Soda. :S
CloudchaserS - June 7, 2012, 9:42 am
That's not pop, that's Coke. Proper use of the word pop is something like "I'll pop you up side the head with this Coke bottle if you mess with me!" (grew up in Alabama, dens in Tennessee)
Kyronic - June 6, 2012, 10:09 pm
He's sniffing Coke.

DOUCHEANS UNITE - Your leader has appeared... Pop your collar, spray on some tan, and meet in the food court. (oh, and he's a ginger too!)

DEER LORD - As I lay me down to sleep I pray the..


BLASPHEMY - it's fun!!

ZOO - Where lions.. um... "SPRAY."

TAGS: lion zoo poop spray
Rating: 2.3/5


TAGS: prayers pre match superbowl football
Rating: 4.84/5

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UncleJoe - February 9, 2011, 3:20 pm
Great presentation!
CoolioIndeed - February 9, 2011, 2:34 pm
There was so much fail at the singing portion of the SB.


TAGS: gunslinger prayer
Rating: 4.36/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 29, 2015, 5:22 pm
I'd rather be surrounded by my loved ones.


TAGS: march marriage love praying
Rating: 4.32/5

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Sean - March 10, 2010, 10:42 pm
Well now, five furry headless hubbies it is then.
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:40 pm
And I pray for that every night....5L Serenity NOW!
lesterinside - March 9, 2010, 10:22 am
And if I had to do the same again I would, my friend. 5L
sickartist - March 9, 2010, 5:05 am
5 Tasty L's


TAGS: santa carrolling pepper spray la davis
Rating: 4.22/5

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MashiMashi - December 27, 2011, 9:40 am
Lt. PIKE should be timesman of the year.

CONSERVE AMMO - Limit 100 Rounds Per Terrorist Carcass

PRAYING ALLAH - You're doing it wrong

TAGS: praying allah
Rating: 2.5/5

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Densaku - February 22, 2010, 12:04 am
No. He's doing it right. Especialy if he's one of those freaks who think Al-Qaeda is a CIA's cover.

JESUS - Is Just An Illusion

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.27/5

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Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 4:18 am
I don't see Jesus, but I do see Jango from One Piece.

difference -

TAGS: praying psycho
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 12, 2014, 12:16 pm
THAT'S who that voice in my head is! Thanks demon...can you call my psychiatrist and let her know?

Dear God -

Danger -

TAGS: praying mantis
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 10:55 am


TAGS: praying mantis beauty poe quote
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - August 7, 2013, 11:09 am

Thanks, Bobb. Had to really manipulate text to make it readable through that background!~
BobbEdwards - August 7, 2013, 8:56 am
5pectacular. Discovery Channel on acid


TAGS: mouse concession prayer
Rating: 4.89/5

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Feasibly - May 19, 2011, 10:41 pm
5ound5 logical to meh...


THERE'S BAD BOYS - And then there's Bad Boy Wannabes. And for either there are Moms spending too much time prayin'.


TAGS: immortality assignment pray for our sinners now and till the hour of our death seriously otherwise it is going to be eternally boring
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cyrenius - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am
Not the fun peoples, only the g** ones ;)
Zealot - May 7, 2010, 4:31 pm
R.S.Jake - May 7, 2010, 3:49 pm
I'll drink to that!

Hawk -

TAGS: hawk spray hose
Rating: 4.5/5

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demon001 - February 24, 2014, 6:53 pm
I think your "hawk" is an owl

FOR YOU ...I WILL WAIT FOREVER - My hairspray unfortunately gives you about a half hour before everything falls apart.

TAGS: forever love hairspray waiting
Rating: 4.43/5

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lgvernon - May 6, 2012, 10:29 pm

And the shoes mean I won't be able to walk tomorrow at all.

science -

TAGS: god prayer science atheism amputees
Rating: 4.25/5

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CloudchaserS - May 14, 2014, 5:50 am
I think that giving us the ability to make such devices is how God will heal amputees.
motifayk - May 13, 2014, 9:41 pm
Liked the first poster. 5L. Post this same one to Religifake.com also, another motinetwork site for the religious stuff.

FROM THE MOUTHS' OF OUR FUTURE - Now I lay me down to sleep And all I pray is that there be a planet for me to keep.

TAGS: future child earth prayer
Rating: 4.22/5

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mariand - June 11, 2012, 7:05 pm
I prefer this "Hush little baby don't say a word, And never mind that noise you heard, It's just the beast under your bed, In your closet in your head "...lol

Aim at the base of the flames! -

SO... - tell me, Jules, do you believe in the efficacy of intercessionary prayer?


TAGS: cats prayers
Rating: 3.25/5

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fred - January 27, 2010, 3:32 pm
they hurt you mind


TAGS: hair spray 80 s looking good
Rating: 2.47/5

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Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:42 pm

and the blow dryer...you have the cigg plugin attachment?

MILITANT BAPTISTS - A Bad Idea Poorly Executed

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.93/5

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hey garth - September 5, 2009, 2:22 am
go to youtube and type in westboro baptist church....sad as it is these signs are NOT ph**oshoped
garth - June 12, 2009, 11:36 am
is this sarcasm? or do you not see the ph**oshop?
Hector - March 1, 2009, 8:54 am
These people give regular homophobes a bad name. Thanks, Jesus N' Mo.
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 3:12 am
Christian warriors make Jesus cry.
god? - January 11, 2009, 6:27 am
i came buckets
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:25 am
Its ok...I'll keep fighting to protect their liberties. as long as they could admit they are thankfull for them.
Da5id - November 1, 2008, 7:56 am
It's like holding up signs indicating how morally retarded they are themselves. Send them to Iraq. Ooops... flag touching the ground, burn it... and whatever it's attached to.
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:52 pm
I applaud people for expressing their ideas, but these people need to go lay down in traffic and if they have kids, let them play around where they are laying.

CHRISTIANITY - There Is Only One God Which Actually Means Three Gods Which Really Means One God

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 1.81/5

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agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 11:26 pm
It references C3PO's status with the Ewoks.
Snowfell@hotm - July 2, 2009, 11:23 pm
Look at that tag, is this really a star wars refrence?
Velin - May 13, 2009, 5:54 pm
Hey, if ligth can be radiation, particle(element?) and wave at the same time...what the hell are you complaining about?
pro - November 25, 2008, 9:02 pm
One imaginary friend or three imaginary friends. Who cares?
Meh - November 25, 2008, 11:58 am
Sorry for you... You got it wrong. One God, three persons. Semantics I know, but get it right. At least ridicule what we really believe and not what you mistakenly think we believe.


TAGS: samurai prayer thanksgiving shopping armor
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - November 27, 2015, 8:23 am
GaryO - November 27, 2015, 6:10 am
Well done, Olds, well done

Thanksgiving 2014 -

TAGS: modern prayer black friday sales
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:25 pm
I Love when crotchety gets into the ho5Liday spirit!
Oldsod - November 15, 2014, 9:30 pm
Yup...'ti5 the season to whomp the ever lovin' crap out of your fellow man because they beat you to a parking spot...

Boy, What A Change . -

Spray Tans -

TAGS: quote tans failed spray colour cancer
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 10, 2015, 5:10 am
I call it ‘comfortably musty’.
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:04 pm
Aw come on Steve, be fair. Probably the most/only action Mr. Gary's junk has seen in the past month. Let it have it's moment to shine before it's stuffed back into that dark, dirty lint filled place it calls home.
GaryO - August 21, 2015, 10:55 pm
I know, titillating, right?
steve1961 - August 21, 2015, 2:05 pm
A month later and we are STILL talking about GaryO's junk...?
GaryO - August 21, 2015, 7:23 am
Now we’re gettin’ somewhere. Thought I recognized the top of yer fuzzy head. Good thing Vernon popped in and back out. She’d be all over this subject of whale peepees. (welcome back, BTW)
MissPriss - August 21, 2015, 2:20 am
Isn't that how you circumcise a whale...4skin divers?
GaryO - August 20, 2015, 4:51 am
that's NOT a blanket! (dam foreskin anyway)
MissPriss - August 20, 2015, 2:08 am
Yep and we all knew it would Silvie.
MissPriss - August 20, 2015, 2:04 am
It's Motifake...where else would we go hun?
MissPriss - August 20, 2015, 2:03 am
Sausage? I'd say piggy in a blanket...bahaha...sorry Mr. Gary.
MissPriss - August 20, 2015, 2:02 am
Count yourself lucky that Silvie beat me to that thought...teehee.
Bandit5906 - July 26, 2015, 10:00 pm
Someone had to say it!
GaryO - July 25, 2015, 6:30 am
had to go there, didn't we..
Silverheart - July 25, 2015, 6:06 am
And the orangest gentleman's sausage, too
GaryO - July 25, 2015, 4:48 am
Rubbed some on myself once. Had the orangest palms in LA

Pepper Spray -

TAGS: hippie cops police pepper spray
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 24, 2015, 1:00 am
And JesusWept? Coincidence? 5L bloody not likely...teehee.
mizzdizz - October 22, 2015, 10:32 pm
I'm with the bystanders----JAW DROPPED!!!!!! I recognize the agency---this man no longer has a job---guarantee it!!!!!!! At the same time, organic pepper spray---ROTFL!!!!!! 5 L for the pic, 5 L for the LOL!

On-The-Job-Training -

TAGS: toilet plastic spraying wtf wc
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:36 am
I can't help but think this is for those guys that their bellies hang down waaaaaaay past the vital zone!! How do you aim when you get past a certain size girth? You gotta be hoping! LOL! 5L

Challenge -

TAGS: god church challenge prayer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Bandit5906 - May 20, 2015, 11:40 pm
mizzdizz - May 20, 2015, 8:49 pm
Can relate!!!! TOOOOO FUNNY!! LUV this JW! 5 ROTFL lions!

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